whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
4 A*s, 1 A, 3 Bs and 1 C omg!!!!!!!!!
i swear to god people on this website just make up problems to be angry about
"During the first season I had pitched a storyline where Samira and I fall in love. The Nicky and Poussey affair! I pitched it mostly because I wanted to spend more time with her." - Natasha Lyonne (x).
WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS
*looks at boys my age* wow way too young for me
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The theme song of Orange Is The New Black is longer than most of the inmates’ sentences